This week, Chip Chantry was kind enough to conduct an interview for our blog. While the name Chip Chantry is most likely very familiar to any Helium fan, Bing Supernova may not be as recognizable. Making appearances at Helium’s Tuesday Night Open Mic Extravaganza and shows throughout Philadelphia, Bing has started to earn a cult following. In the following interview, Chip attempts to find out about Bing’s background and work in show business.
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COMEDY LEGEND: This term elicits names as Hope, Bruce, Carlin, Pryor, Cable Guy, and Seinfeld. But in the world of comedy, there are other distinguished individuals who may not be a household name, yet possess a body of work so extensive, so exquisite, that the word “legend” surely applies.
Merely a local Philadelphia comedian with only a few years experience, I was honored to have the opportunity to sit down with a man who has, in fact, risen to legendary cult status in the comedy community. The following is a rare glimpse into the life of comedy legend, BING SUPERNOVA.
I told Mr. Supernova that we could meet at the restaurant of his choosing for the interview. He chose the lunch stand on the corner of Broad and Race. Mr. Armanjani, owner and operator, was kind enough to let Mr. Supernova and I cram into the aluminum trailer, pull up two milk crates, and get down to business.
CHIP CHANTRY: How did you get your start in show business?
BING SUPERNOVA: (As he reached for a powdered donut wrapped in cellophane while Mr. Armanjani wasn’t looking) I was drawn to the stage while attending Harvard University in the late 1960′s. My roommate, future Vice President Al Gore, encouraged me to act. Already a football star at Harvard, I decided to give it a go. I relocated to New York , and the rest is history.
CC: That wasn’t you. You just described actor Tommy Lee Jones.
BS: You have done your homework, young man. You’ve passed my test. NEXT QUESTION.
CC: OK… Onstage, you have a very commanding presence. But you never smile; in fact it looks almost as if you are not enjoying yourself up there.
BS: (after a few moments of silence). Oh, I’m sorry. Is there a question involved? Because I DO NOT ANSWER STATEMENTS.
CC: My apologies, sir. Do you enjoy yourself while onstage?
BS: Quite honestly, my boy, no. I do not find any of my “jokes” humorous. (Mr. Armanjani angrily grabbed the donut out of Bing’s hand. Bing defiantly licked his fingers). But for some reason, the imbeciles in this town find me hilarious. I merely state fact, and the masses laugh hysterically. Sheep!
CC: Well, then what DO you find funny?
BS: On summer days, I drive around in an old ice cream truck. Children hear me and come running. The little devils then order from the menu. I take their money, and instead of serving them their treats, I hand them a piece of paper that reveals the truth about Santa Claus. The looks on their faces are simply hilarious. I also greatly enjoy the 2nd season of Who’s The Boss. That Jonathan is quite a pip!
CC: Were you inspired from a young age to pursue a career in show business?
BS: Yes. As a young man, I would watch the film The Wizard of Oz over and over again. I would even recreate scenes with my sisters in our basement. My favorite scene was when Joan Wilder first meets Jack Colton in the Columbian Jungle.
CC: Excuse me?
BS: Yes, you remember- Joan’s bus breaks down, as she is heading to Cartagena to find her sister who has been kidnapped by Columbian drug dealers.
CC: That’s not the The Wizard of Oz. That’s the plot to the movie Romancing the Stone.
BS: It certainly is not! It’s the classic children’s story of a young girl named Dorothy, played superbly by the talented Kathleen Turner, who lands in a strange-
CC: No. Kathleen Turner is in Romancing the Stone. With Michael Douglas. Judy Garland was in The Wizard of Oz.
BS: You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. The Wizard of Oz stars Kathleen Turner who, while in a strange land, befriends Michael Douglas, and they meet a munchkin played by Danny DeVito. At the end, the Wicked Witch has her hand bitten off by an alligator.
CC: If you say so. So, let’s-
BS: Was that sarcasm?
CC: What? No. I was just say-
BS: I was just saying-
CC: Let’s just move-
BS: Let’s just move on.
CC: Are you mimicking m-
BS: Are you mimicking me?
CC: Are you seri-
BS: Are you serious?
(We stared at each other, for what seemed like an eternity.)
BS: NEXT QUESTION.
CC: Fine. You are an actor as well as a standup comedian. If you could work with any comedic actor or actress, who would it be?
BS: It is my goal to someday work with the talented John Ritter. His brand of physical comedy is like none other. I have actually written a one-act play with he and I in mind. It’s an up-to-date Odd Couple meets Rent.
CC: You are aware that John Ritter passed away, right?
BS: What?
CC: Yes. He died in 2003. Here- look. (I showed him Ritter’s Wikipedia page on my iPhone).
BS: Surely this is some sort of… cruel joke. I… I… CURSES!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!
(At this point, Mr. Supernova, in a blind rage, leapt up and began tearing the lunch wagon apart. Mr. Armanjani, covered in ketchup and pieces of omelette, forced the two of us out of the trailer, while screaming something in his native language. Mr. Supernova was screaming back, also in a foreign tongue. The two men had a heated discussion, and then Mr. Supernova ran off.)
I caught up with him about a week later, in the front lounge at Helium Comedy Club.
CC: Do you have any regrets about your career?
BS: For six years, I only spoke in haiku form. What a waste. Oh, and I did a short time for involuntary manslaughter. I’ll never be able to look at a Christmas tree the same way again.
CC: If you could give some sound advice to the young comedians reading this, what would it be?
BS: One word: HYDRATION. Also, empty out a small tube of toothpaste. Refill the tube with cookie dough. Then tuck it into your sock. You’d be amazed at how many times this can get you out of a jam.
CC: Well, thank you Mr. Supernova. It’s been-
BS: And remember! Stop by the Hydrogen Comedy Club soon to witness Bing Supernova onstage! Can we take a caller?
CC: We’re not on the radio, sir.



